pretty bitchboy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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charlataninred

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

meraarts

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

eater-of-hopes-and-dreams

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

blitzlowin

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

  1. The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
  2. The Monster of Sentan
  3. The Witch’s Cat
  4. Raise Both Children
  5. Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
  6. Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
  7. My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
  8. Pirates and Mermaid
  9. Eindred and the Witch
  10. The Demon King
  11. The Cornerwitch
  12. Grandmother Beetroot
  13. Apocalypse Daycare Worker
  14. Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
  15. New Year Saga
  16. A Story About Changelings
  17. Ranger in the King’s Forest
  18. The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
  19. Goblin Men (Canines)
charlataninred

I am in love with you /p

luxflora

Evil Chancellor Traytor

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bundibird
bundibird

Alright, here's one for the queers

So supposedly, every family has "a gay cousin." I'm curious as to whether that's accurate or not. So!

To the best of your knowledge, how many queer people (any variant thereof, whether it be not-cis or not-het) does your family have?

none, me and my family members are all cishet (fyi, I don't believe you)

just one, and its me. I am the gay cousin

one, but it's not me

2-4

5-8

9 or more

other/it's complicated (elaborate in tags?)

.... so on one side of the family theres 2 me and my brother and on the otherside of my family we're the only gay cousins in our immediate family but istg every other bitch who im apparently related to but have never met is queer of some kind me my brother my grandmother my great aunt my second cousin once removed its just like....all of us